
A Toast to My Dead Marriage
My wife suddenly told me to check her Instagram story. It was a bold, public confession to her childhood best friend: "You were once the dream I could never reach. Now, my sweetest dream has finally come true." I glanced at the clock on the wall. It was just past midnight, marking our exact sixth wedding anniversary. I texted her: "Did it really have to be today?" She replied instantly: "Of course. He only gets happy when you are miserable." Happy? Then I was going to make sure everyone s


















