Cutting Off Funding on Your Proposal Day

Five years of dating, and he chooses to propose to his childhood sweetheart.

He even had the nerve to suggest we keep our little arrangement going on the side.

A cold laugh escaped my lips.

If you're so eager to crawl back into the dumpster, I'll be happy to escort you there myself.

I cut off every cent of funding I'd been funneling into his life, and he was on his knees begging for my forgiveness within hours.

Too bad for him.

There's plenty more fish in the sea, and most of them don't ha