Drowning in Disappointment

The twin sisters lived right next door to me in our quiet suburb.

Ever since we were toddlers, they fought over which one of them would get to marry me.

Our parents always joked that no matter which girl I picked, our families would be joined forever.

But when we finally reached the age to settle down, they both claimed those years were just childish nonsense.

The very next day, they started fighting over a different guy named Jasper.

To make Jasper laugh, they pushed me into a freezing riv