Fed To The Dogs, Farewell Roxanne

On New Year's Day, my wife, Roxanne, forced me to taste her latest experimental dish despite my agonizing stomach cramps.

To make her happy, I gritted my teeth and swallowed the culinary failures she threw at me.

The result was a severe case of acute gastroenteritis.

I begged her to take me to the hospital, but she only gave me a cold stare and called me dramatic.

I collapsed in the hallway, losing consciousness from the pain.

A neighbor eventually found me and rushed me to the ER, whe