Handing Over My Role? Enjoy Your Bankruptcy

The day before my new show was set to film, my manager pulled me aside. She claimed I was hoarding all the best resources, and that the other artists were restless. She said it was bad for the company’s big picture.

She demanded that I take a newcomer under my wing and surrender my lead role to her. Instead, I would play the lead character’s mother.

I looked at her calmly and said, Maybe I should just let her be the top star of the company, then.

My manager beamed and said, That sounds like a