Husband is the Teacher, Father is Him

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A new first-grader arrived in my classroom today, and the resemblance between her and my husband was striking.

While chatting with her mother, I learned her father was named Gavin Cross.

The problem was, my husband's name was also Gavin Cross. Letter for letter.

Later, when I went to confront him and demand a divorce, I caught him celebrating an anniversary with another woman.

That was when reality hit me. We had never actually filed a marriage certificate.

Turns out, I was just Gavin's