Love is like water, impermanent

Just because I accidentally splashed some hot water on my wife Lorelei’s secretary’s hand.

She locked me in the sauna for eight hours.

Just before I lost consciousness, Lorelei finally had someone let me out.

Then she warned me in a vicious tone, "This is just a little lesson. If I ever see you hurt Jayden again, it won't be this easy."

Lying on the stretcher, I calmly said, "Okay."