My Ferrari For Her Assistant

On our wedding anniversary, my wife's male assistant posted a photo sitting in my Ferrari on his Instagram.

The caption boasted, "Big sister's love!"

I simply gave it a like.

Seconds later, my wife called me, screaming through the phone.

"Weston! Why are you so damn petty?"

"What's wrong with letting an employee borrow my car for a couple of days? Did you really have to hire internet trolls to cyberbully him?"

From the other end of the line came Sawyer's pitiful, whimpering voice.

Nadine'