My Greedy Boss, My Tenant

"You all know how rough the market has been this year. To pull through these tough times together, the year-end bonuses are cut in half."

The boss whined about hardships while wearing a brand-new green Rolex Submariner on his wrist.

My two-hundred-thousand-dollar commission was slashed to seven hundred bucks, plus a cheap felt banner that read: "Outstanding Dedication Award."

"Zachary, this banner carries immense value! It represents the company's highest recognition of your hard work!"

"Don