My Husband Prefers His Dog

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My wife, Sarah, was eight months pregnant and walking our dog when some idiot ran a red light and totaled her. Her water broke right there on the sidewalk.

First thing I did was call an ambulance.

The paramedics showed up, ready to load Sarah onto a stretcher, and I stopped them cold.

"Whoa, hold up. You guys got the wrong idea. I called for the dog. Gotta get him to the vet, like, now. Every second counts."

The paramedics just stood there, mouths open. So did everyone else gawking at the