My Patient Is My Wife's Husband

I am a urologist.

I just found out that a patient who came in for a fertility check-up is actually sharing a wife with me.

I went home and asked my wife for a divorce.

She refused and looked at me like I was crazy. "We never even signed a marriage license, so how can we divorce?" she asked.

That was the moment I realized the truth. I was never the husband. I was the side-piece.

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"My wife is stunning, especially her doe eyes," the man said.

"I really hope our child looks just like her."