No More Funding, My Unfaithful Boss Wife

On the day her new show wrapped up, an actor from my wife's agency posted a photo of a luxury mansion in Malibu on Instagram.

The caption read, "Thanks, baby. I want to wake up with you in this king-size bed every day."

I recognized that mansion immediately. My wife had asked me to book it a month ago. I was about to call her, but she yelled at me first.

"Shawn worked so hard on the set. What is wrong with giving him a little reward?"

"Colton, can you stop being such a jealous jerk?"

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