One Hundred Watches, One Green Dial

My wife, Janelle, had her own personal luxury sales rep.

Every time she shopped with him, she bought me a watch on the side.

I used to think it was a sweet gesture of love.

That was until I got off work early to pick her up at the mall.

I caught her flirting shamelessly with that young salesman.

I even watched them walk into a hotel together, hand in hand.

Janelle didn't come home until three in the morning.

And in her hand was the hundredth watch she had bought for me.

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