Ruined Thesis

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My sister-in-law, Lulu, made a career out of being a professional airhead. She spent her days pouting, biting her lip, and playing the ditzy damsel in distress.

Right before my college graduation, she dumped my laptop into a bucket of water. My final thesis was destroyed, my hard drive was fried, and I was unable to graduate.

She just tapped her temple and stuck out her tongue.

"Oopsie! I'm just a little bit clumsy, Faye. You wouldn't actually be mad at me, right?"

On the day of my suppos