She Replaced My Medicine With Vitamins

On the eve of our anniversary, my wife replaced my heart medication with vitamins.

I was rushed to the ER in critical condition, but she didn't even show up. Instead, she let her young assistant take my place on our planned getaway to the Maldives.

By the time I was discharged, I saw her leaning on that same assistant's arm at the clinic for a pregnancy checkup.

When I confronted her, she didn't even blink.

"You're just a kept man, Harlan. I don't know what gives you the right to be angry."