Ten Years Cheap, The Blue Diamond

On our tenth wedding anniversary, my wife unveiled her latest jewelry collection at a high-profile press conference.

Amid the gasps of the audience, she slipped a dazzling blue diamond ring onto the finger of her first love.

“I once owed you a grand wedding,” she announced softly into the microphone. “Let this make up for the regrets of our past.”

The multimillion-dollar ring was named “Endless Devotion.” Her first love’s initials were even carved into the platinum band.

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