The Catwoman Video On Christmas Eve

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It was Christmas Day, and Ashley told me she had to go on a business trip. Then I got a one-gig video from her ex, Derek.

There she was, dressed up like Catwoman, grinding on Derek like there was no tomorrow. Super aggressive.

Turns out, her "business trip" was just a code word for hooking up with him.

I smirked, acted like I hadn't seen the video, and called my childhood friend, Chloe.

"Wanna do Christmas together? I've got some juicy gossip, guaranteed to be sweet."

......

While I wait