The Cotton Doll, My Invisible Life

My wife, who used to hate stuffed toys, suddenly became obsessed with a cotton doll.

She started calling it her husband and told our daughter that the doll was her only father.

I became the invisible man in my own home.

At our daughter's parent-teacher conference, I finally reached my breaking point and handed my wife the divorce papers.

The crowd around us began to hiss and curse at me.

My wife didn't hesitate; she slapped me right across the face.

"It's just a plushie, for God's sake! Wh