The Doppelganger Marriage License

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After my seven-year anniversary proposal went down in flames, complete with a knock-down, drag-out fight with my girlfriend, I caught her shopping for wedding rings with a marriage license.

Her friend, totally oblivious, piped up, "Aren't you worried that Dylan will flip out and leave you?"

She glanced at the marriage license in her hand. The bubbly happiness that was all over her face just kinda faded, replaced with this look, I can't even describe.

"He dated someone else for five years,