The Five Hundred Portraits

My wife, Tatiana Shaw, claimed to suffer from severe trauma-induced male avoidance. For five years of marriage, we slept in separate rooms.

But at the Golden Palette Awards, she unveiled five hundred and twenty paintings of her and her first love in intimate poses.

In the paintings, they were nearly naked, their hands the only things covering their most private parts.

The first painting was dated three years ago, on Valentine's Day.

Watching them stand before the press with their fingers int