The Five Million Prank, Cancer Diagnosis

My girlfriend called me in tears, sobbing that armed robbers had broken into our house and demanded a five-million-dollar ransom.

I abandoned a multi-million-dollar business negotiation and blew through every red light to race home.

When I burst through the front door, I found her throwing a wild housewarming party with her male best friend.

The whole kidnapping was nothing more than a twisted prank to test my love.

Seeing me panting in the doorway, her best friend egged on the crowd to thro