The Germaphobe Wife, Her Secret Fork

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At our high school reunion, my wife, Sarah, nonchalantly ate a bite of cake offered by her first love, David. The room erupted in hoots and hollers, everyone staring at me, waiting for my reaction. But instead of losing it, I pulled out my phone, turned on the flash, and started snapping pictures. "You guys are adorable," I said, grinning. "Do a peace sign! I gotta post this online. Everyone needs to see this."

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Sarah had just taken a bite of David's half-eaten red velvet cupcake �C the