The Lily Trap, Divorce at the Banquet

On Faculty Appreciation Day, my wife, Hannah, was officially promoted to Distinguished Full Professor.

We had only done a quick courthouse wedding when we got married, but tonight, she went out of her way to host an elaborate dinner party at home.

During the meal, she pulled out a bouquet of lilies given to her by her male student and prepared to place them into a glass vase.

Without warning, I slapped the flowers out of her hands, shattered the vase onto the hardwood floor, and faced the stu