The Million Dollar Offer For A Sister

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Okay, so rewind five years. My so-called sister, Britney, locked me in the freakin' outhouse of our foster home just to steal my chance to get adopted by the freaking Vanderbilts. Yeah, the Vanderbilts. Billionaire status. You can imagine how thrilled I was with her sisterly love.

Fast forward to now, and Britney, bless her heart, is head-over-heels for this total dirtbag, Chad. I mean, Chad looks like he hasn't seen a shower in a week, let alone a job application. She's practically begging t