The Perfect Stand In

In the middle of the night, I received a text from my drunk wife.

I rushed over in my car to pick her up, only to walk right into her French-kissing her childhood sweetheart.

When I confronted her, she did not care at all.

"It was just a party game. Why are you making such a big deal out of it?"

Later that night, I went through her phone and saw the messages between her and her sweetheart, Kendrick Shaw.

"If I had crashed your wedding back then, would you have run away with me?"

"Yes. I on