The Simp's Ninety Ninth Proposal Failure

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It was a year after Josh rejected my 99th proposal.

He called, crying his eyes out, saying his grandma was dying and her only wish was to see him married.

He not only agreed to marry me but also had a wedding dress and venue ready.

But when I arrived at the venue in the dress, his friends started mocking me.

"She actually believed everything! Even upgraded the $15 wedding dress to a designer one. What a simp!"

Then they yelled to the guests,

"The groom's mistress is here to crash the we