The Sushi Tapeworm Horror

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My sister-in-law, Brenda, she's obsessed with sushi, right? After she got pregnant, she started losing weight, but her stomach just kept getting bigger and bigger.

I swear, I thought she wasn't carrying a baby, but a freakin' giant tapeworm.

And wouldn't you know it, I was right! I caught it one night, saw this huge worm slithering out from under her nightgown for some air.

I totally freaked out, dragged her to the ER that night to get de-wormed.

They pulled out this tapeworm that was, li