The Toad Egg Tea, Wedding Canceled

On the eve of our wedding, my parents flew in from out of town. My fiancée, Chloe Bennett, personally prepared a batch of her signature passion fruit iced tea to welcome them.

My parents and I took a single sip.

Beside Chloe, her personal bodyguard burst out laughing.

"You guys truly are a family," Garrett Briggs sneered. "Drinking toad eggs like they're passion fruit and loving every drop."

Nausea hit us instantly, and my parents and I began dry-heaving uncontrollably. Enraged, I swung my f