The Trash Truck Burial, Wrong Parents

My in-laws plunged off a cliff during a mountain hike, yet my wife, the captain of the local Search and Rescue squad, refused the dispatch.

She chose to take her junior intern up the hills to light fireworks for his birthday instead.

By the time my in-laws were located, their bodies were shattered beyond recognition.

Only then did my wife bother to call me, her voice dripping with casual disdain.

"Have your parents' bodies brought to our station. Austin needs to dissect two more cadavers to