The Uninvited Bride

At our college reunion, someone asked me again when I was finally getting married.

I smiled, pulled out the invitations, and started handing them out.

"What perfect timing. It is set for mid-October. I hope you all can make it."

Everyone chimed in with congratulations while glancing at the woman beside me.

"You two have been together for nearly a decade. You are finally taking Janelle down the aisle!"

Suddenly, Janelle splashed her glass of wine straight into my face.

"Clayton, is it fun f