The Wolf King's Life As An Olympian

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I am a wolf from the north, but unexpectedly, I became a bench player who didn't make it to the Olympics.

"They're crawling, why are they so slow?"

Audience: "Did he install a motor? This speed is insane!"

National sprint team coach: "Switch events, he's a good prospect!"

After being eliminated, everyone was waiting for me to voluntarily leave the team.

But in a friendly match, when I got on as a substitute, I ran like the wind and scored wildly.

From then on, I soared to new heights and was promoted to team captain.

Until the off-season when I was dragged into a reality show.

Netizens: "Help! Please blur his voice and face, and his abs!"

"Get away, hubby! I want to have your baby!"

I retweeted and tagged the new TV queen, "Sorry, in our wolf clan, we practice lifelong monogamy."

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