The Wrong Shoes

The night before I was supposed to meet her parents, my girlfriend sent someone over with a pair of custom leather shoes.

I looked down at my prosthetic leg and told her it was over.

The male secretary she sent to deliver them dropped to his knees the moment she walked into the house.

"It was my fault, Mindy. I got the size wrong. It's only natural for Zane to be angry with me..." he sobbed.

My girlfriend didn't even hesitate. She hurled the heavy shoe at me with everything she had.

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