Thirty and Done

On our wedding anniversary, I wanted to give my wife a surprise, so I invited our friends and colleagues over for a house party.

Everyone waited all evening, but she never showed up.

Around midnight, I initiated a FaceTime call, only for her boy toy to answer completely naked.

"Shh... she is fast asleep."

Through the screen, she was lying in bed wearing nothing but her lingerie, her cheeks flushed with afterglow.

I ended the call, sent every guest home, threw the flowers and cake into the d