Unforgettable Surprise

On our seventh wedding anniversary, I took an emergency call at the hospital that scarred me for life.

Two naked bodies were rushed into trauma bay, tangled together in a desperate, frantic embrace. It was my wife, Lorelei, and my best friend, Garrett.

According to the EMTs, their high-voltage bedroom toy had malfunctioned and electrocuted them mid-hookup, leaving them unconscious and fused together.

Looking at the sickening scene before me, my heart felt like it had been shredded by dull bla