We were once lovers

My girlfriend didn't come home on my birthday.

She was out getting drunk. Her boss, Adrian, called and told me to come pick her up.

When I got there, the floor was littered with printouts of the long, heartfelt text I’d sent my girlfriend, Olivia, trying to make up.

Her boss laughed. "This is hilarious. Who still writes long, emotional texts to apologize? It's so childish."

"And you can just tell he copied it from TikTok."

Olivia’s voice was cold when she replied, "Honestly, it’s just disgu