Hidden CEO, Slapping My Snobby Relatives

On Thanksgiving Eve, my stingy Uncle Silas actually sent a hundred-dollar gift card in our family group chat. I was quick enough to snag eighty-eight dollars of it.

Tommy, Silas's son who just got married, immediately started acting snarky.

"Percy sure is fast when it comes to grabbing free money. Too bad he isn't that fast at getting married. Unlike me, I actually have a life."

He then posted a wedding photo in the group. A three-hundred-pound slob hugging a pretty girl―he did look smug.

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