Just a Passerby

To chase a cheap thrill, my wife knelt in the driver's seat of a parked car to pleasure her boss.

She never expected me to drive right past them.

In her panic, she accidentally bit down on him.

The man slammed on the gas instead of the brake, crashing head-on into a semi-truck.

When the paramedics arrived, they asked how I was related to the injured pair.

I blew out a slow cloud of cigarette smoke and replied coldly:

"Just a passerby. Didn't want their corpses left on the asphalt."

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