My Prosthetic Anniversary

On our third wedding anniversary, my wife, Bianca, finally agreed to take wedding photos with me.

I put on my tailored suit and waited in the photography studio with high hopes, but Bianca was nowhere to be found.

I called her countless times, but no one answered.

Then, I saw a new post from her childhood friend, Silas.

"Special thanks to a certain busy lady for making time to shoot portraits with me."

The attached picture showed him and Bianca pressed closely together under dim, sultry lig