The Corporate Android, Fired From Accounting

I was in the office bathroom stall when I heard them talking trash about me.

The intern I'd been mentoring for three months was complaining loudly.

"She's just a soulless old witch, like a robot with a glitchy brain."

I was about to push the door open and shut her down, but then someone else chimed in with a laugh.

"The paperwork is incomplete."

"These receipts don't meet the guidelines."

"The VP didn't sign this, so I can't process the payment."

"We've all memorized her little corporate-