The Fake Ankle Sprain

On our wedding day, my fiancée climbed into her ex-boyfriend's bridal car and made outrageous demands.

The entire venue fell dead silent as guests whipped out their phones, waiting to record me becoming the biggest laughingstock in town.

Instead, I unpinned the groom's boutonnière from my chest and tossed it straight through the driver's window.

"What are you waiting for, groom? Hit the gas! Everyone is waiting for the reception dinner!"

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"The bride is in the car!"

The moment I stepped ou