The Peanut Butter Cake

To make his first love smile, my boyfriend shoved my face into a peanut butter cake.

My allergic reaction blew my face up like a balloon, and the whole room burst into laughter.

"Zack, you should go comfort your girlfriend," someone called out.

He sneered, "No need. She can't live without me. Give it a few days, and she'll come crawling back to beg for my forgiveness."

Six months later, he received my wedding invitation and tracked me down with bloodshot eyes:

"How dare you?"

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Zack Powe