Because I am infertile, my wife turned to a car mechanic

I took my car in for service, and the young mechanic was giving me this smug look.

"Dude, this is a nice car. Even the seats are real leather."

"A beautiful woman brought in the exact same model last time. We had some fun in the car... she said she wanted me to get her pregnant. It was pretty wild."

I froze. The woman he was talking about was my wife.

When I got home, I confronted her, but she flew into a rage. "Someone offered to give me a child, so why wouldn't I take it?"

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