The Box Of Condoms For The Secretary

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I scalded my husband's secretary's hand with hot water.

He locked me in the sauna for eight hours.

Just before I lost consciousness, my husband had someone let me out.

He warned me, "This is just a small lesson. If I ever see you hurt Nancy again, it won't be so easy."

I lay on the stretcher and calmly replied, "Okay."

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The day I was discharged, I heard a party going on inside as I stood at the front door.

"Ashley, why don't you divorce Josh if you hate him so much?" Ashley's fri