Celestial, The Secret Dedication

My wife, the best-selling author for ten consecutive years, announced her retirement right after her new hit, "Celestial," went viral.

At the book signing, she gripped the microphone with tears in her eyes.

"I dedicate this book to the boy I lost in my youth."

Her deep confession touched the entire internet, leaving countless fans in tears.

Meanwhile, I sat in the high-end steakhouse I had booked six months in advance.

I shredded the movie rights contract she had always dreamed of and repla