Naming The Baby Tiffany

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The contractions were hitting me so hard, I thought I was gonna pass out right there in the delivery room.

Meanwhile, out in the waiting room, my husband, Greg, was probably still drowning his sorrows over his dead "soulmate," Tiffany.

Tiffany had been a ghost in my and Greg's life for like, a decade.

Whenever her name came up, Greg would act like it was some kind of joke.

"Can you believe she was hitting on me even though she knew I was with you? Like I'd ever go for her."

Then, two year